<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5968309</id><updated>2011-04-21T12:39:46.074-07:00</updated><title type='text'>For your Entertainment</title><subtitle type='html'>Sites that are restricted from my viewing</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alyssaschwartz.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5968309/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alyssaschwartz.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Alyssa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15336300484486833783</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5968309.post-106668346313012790</id><published>2003-10-20T14:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-10-20T14:15:37.400-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I work downtown in the financial district for this huge corporation (I won't mention the name).  I don't particularly like my job, but it pays the bills.  I have often thought to myself that a monkey could do my job~maybe not a great job....but it would be possible.&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, I have a lot of free time to kill so I try to entertain myself with interesting websites. The problem is--since I work for this large business, we are restricted from just about every cool website I know.  Since I can't access them while at work~maybe you guys can.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First check out these &lt;a href="http://www.celebrityprankcalls.com"&gt; celebrity prank calls&lt;/a&gt;.  The ones of Ahnold calling different people are the best, but Miss Cleo and a few others are pretty good.  &lt;a href="http://ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.html"&gt; These are funny as well.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most of you have probably already heard of The Onion.  But if you haven't, &lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com"&gt; check it out.&lt;/a&gt;  If you're looking for some news in the style of The Daily Show humor~this is up your alley.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy these sites for me, since I can't!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other than these~ I can actually access the last two sites from my office that I'm going to mention:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those who have a dark sense of humor, &lt;a href="http://www.joecartoon.com"&gt; you should enjoy this.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And for everyone else who just wants something silly to view, &lt;a href="http://hampsterdance2.com/hampsterdance2.html"&gt; this will make you smile.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5968309-106668346313012790?l=alyssaschwartz.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5968309/posts/default/106668346313012790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5968309/posts/default/106668346313012790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alyssaschwartz.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_archive.html#106668346313012790' title=''/><author><name>Alyssa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15336300484486833783</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
